bixlowhemianrhapsody

almighty thunder god sir:

“Riiight. How could I forget?” He sighed, ducking as one of the dolls - he thought it might’ve been Pippi, but it was flying too fast for him to see - whizzed over his head, chanting Bixlow’s last words back to him.

“Oi, watch it with those things. You tryin’ to take my head off?”

          ❛ {✖} me? tryin’ ta’ take the head of our beloved leader off? where’d ya’ get that crazy idea, baby? nyahahahaha! ❜

          as much as bixlow and his tommans were rowdy and rambunctious, he knew better than to let his babies go completely amok in another’s residence, let alone laxus’. however, that wouldn’t stop him from having even a little bit of fun.

          ❛ {✖} so what ‘cha been up ta’ ‘ere? haven’t seen ya’ ‘round the guild much so i thought i would drop by and wreak some havoc! (havoc! uhuh! yeah!) ❜