hairdresser:

      _{“—looks like you’ve got me mistaken for someone else. Nevermind.”}

          ❛ {✖} c’mon, i’m pretty sure that it’s ya’, baby! ya’ can’t escape me that easily, especially after ya’ threw the lamest dance party ever. (lame! lame!) ❜

hairdresser:

        _{“…stop staring at me with you tongue out.”}

          ❛ {✖} sorry ‘bout that! sometimes the thing’s got a mind of its own! nyahahahaha! say, ya’ look familiar! aren’t ya’ that hairdresser that i met before? (aren’t you? aren’t you?) ❜

      And there went the for once rather comfortable silence, in exchange for that aggravating giggle.

      “—Go. Away.”

Friendly as always, huh? The stubborn attitude of the council member only added to the amusement of the helmed mage.

“Make me, baby! Nyahahahaha!”

Quiet? It might have seemed silent, but that wouldn’t last long, now that the seith mage had arrived.

“Ahihihi~!”

      _{“I am basically trying to babysit you. There’s few less stressful jobs, and trust me, you wouldn’t rather Lahar be here in my stead.”}

“If there’s few less stressful jobs, then shouldn’t ya’ be happy that ya’ only have us ta’ deal with? And ya’ mean there’s someone worse than ya’? I’d love ta’ meet him!”

      _{“I’m not grumpy all the time. As I said, I actually know how to have fun. It’s just hard to have a nice time when you have to clean up a certain guild’s mess.”}

“Well then, I apologize on our behalf, baby! Ya’ make it sound like your babysittin’ us. Ahihi! Couldn’t ya’ just get yourself reassigned if the job’s so stressful for ya’?”

      _{“And stop trying to make it sounds like I just brood all the time.
                    I can actually smile, you know.”}

“I just don’t get why ya’ have ta’ be grumpy all the time. Ain’t it tirin’? Jeez, even Laxus is lessy moody than ya’ are.”

“It’s like your allergic ta’ happiness or somethin’! (Allergic! Uhuh!)”

     _{”I’m not hormonal, I’m always grumpy. It’s called a character trait. And don’t call me that.”}

“And bein’ annoyin’ is my character trait, Bolty. I guess we’ll just have ta’ deal with it! Nyahahaha!”