‘ Ah. Bixlow-san. How’re you doing? ’
❛ {✖} didn’t expect ta’ see ya’ here of all places, blondie! ❜
❛ {✖}doin’ great, ‘cept for the whole fairy tail disbandin’ thing an’ all, ya’ know. (great? great!) how’s the great master of sabertooth doin’? ❜
✖ glowingdickhead ✖
Another encounter with the white dragon slayer of Sabertooth, huh? The seith mage giggled at the memory of their last exchange, which left Sting disturbed and in doubt. Bixlow was left thoroughly amused, and he wouldn’t hesitate to try it again on the poor boy. His reputation of being creepy didn’t come from nowhere, after all!
“So we meet again, huh, blondie? Ahihihi~! (Again! Yeahp! We meet again!)”
“Y-you really don’t have to tack on the ‘-sama’, that’s what Yu-chan’s always doing. But, uh…mostly just paperwork, actually. Yourself?”
“Sounds borin’! Nyahahaha! (Boring! Yeah!) The old-timer makes Laxus do paperwork too, an’ when he asks for help, me an’ Ever always volunteer Freed!”
“E-eh? Oh, it’s Bixlow-san. It’s, uh, nice to see you again.”
“And it’s REALLY nice to see ya’ too, baby~! What ya’ been up ta’, Sting-sama?”
“Well, look who it is, babies! ‘Ey there, blondie! Remember me? Nyahahahaha!”
Witness the dragon, as his skin gets progressively paler.
“…Just…keep him fixed on Laxus-san, then. Please. I’m…kinda going for Yu-chan, right now. ”
“What if I told ya’ that I also happen ta’ like blonde dudes?”
“An’ I don’t take no for an answer~! Nyahahahaha!”
“Oh, well, I guess if it floats his boat, then I don’t have a problem with it! And blondes~? Heheh, it’s funny you sould say that, because I’m—-”
“—-blond.”
“He’s a vicious man-eater too, baby! That guy won’t stop ‘til he can take you home ta’ do whatever!”
[/leans in and whispers]
“I heard, he even got Laxus! Ahihihi~!”
“Y-you mean…Freed-san isn’t straight?”
“That’s still news ta’ people?! Of course, he isn’t! Nyahahahaha! (He isn’t! Nope!) And I heard he has a thing for blondes~!”
“Why does nobody believe me?”
“I feel ya’, baby! No one ever believes me when I tell ‘em that Freed’s straight! Nyahahahaha!”
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Anonymous asked:
i love my son!! and thank you for the compliment! it means so much!
1: sexuality headcanon: ahh probably super duper demi!
2: otp: ahhh i don’t ship him with much of anyone really but grace @blanania can sometimes really get my engines revving with her bix/anna art!! it’s the good stuff. it’s so pretty and detailed. it makes me emotional.
3: brotp: BICKSLOW AND THE RAIJINSHUU ALL THE WAY!!!
4: notp: dude. laxus/bickslow and freed/bickslow and to some extent ever/bickslow. they’re a family no romo
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: he is so good at working with wood!! he carve his puppets himself and put a lot of love and care into them and also he is a very good singer and girls at Pegasus always wanted him to sing
6: favorite line from this character: “from the start, we never had any intentions of doing this fair and square.” (but it’s not entirely the same without freed’s companion line of “you hurt Ever and others. the rules don’t apply to you!”)
7: one way in which I relate to this character: i also love things too much. i have lots of energy and love to love things we are the Same
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: hiS TONGUE THING HONESTLY KEEP IT IN UR MOUTH SON THAT’S UNSANITARY
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll??? there is no doubt at all???
